Frank Lampard hit the proverbial woodwork in his famous goal that never was against the German soccer team. Mexico was also on the wrong end of an offside decision and it seems that Fifa is now singing a different tune as the referees, who made blatant errors, are being “red carded” and sent home.

To show solidarity with the teams who received calls from the referees, I suggest to drink a balanced, wooded South African wine which will never be red carded like the Arniston Bay Chardonnay.

This on(sea)side wine is slightly wooded (oak) to give a perfectly balanced wine which will help in easing the disappointment of Lampard’s South African  ‘no-goal’.